- Which group of Americans promotes ideological cronyism within the judicial system, conservatives or liberals?
- Which side doesn’t believe “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness” applies to homosexuals?
- Which side is hostile to organized labor?
- Which side supports corporate power and the deregulation of industry?
- Which side believes the separation of church and state is a one-way street?
- Which side promotes capital punishment and privatizing the penal system?
- Which side tries to manipulate facts with their own propaganda division?
- Which side scapegoats minorities and foreigners for all the country’s problems?
- Which side promotes the supremacy of the military, at all costs?
- Which side promotes an officially recognized national language?
- Which side promotes an officially recognized national religion?
- Which side has been caught skewing elections by disqualifying minorities from voting?
- Which side is fervently nationalistic?
- Which side scorns intellectualism?
- Which side opposes funding the arts?
- Which side mocks any science that challenges industry’s potential for profit?
- Which side regularly demonizes Muslims, Asians, African-Americans, Hispanics, gays, environmentalists, secularists, atheists, trade unionists in their 24/7 media empire?
If you agree with any two of the above, congratulations, you’re a Teabagger.
If you agree with six or more of the above, congratulations, you’re a fascist.
If you agree with ALL of the above, glückwünsche, you’re a Nazi.