Lone Star Candidate Kicks Off 2012 Bid
According to Andy Borowitz, “Gov. Perry said that he hoped to bring down the cost of the federal government the same way he reined in costs in Texas, ‘by making the state no longer habitable for human life as we know it.'”
Rick Perry will be running on the slogan, “What Harm Could a Governor of Texas Do?
According to the Washington Post, “Our opponents on the left are never going to like us, so let’s quit trying to curry favor with them,” Perry said.
Back atcha, Governor Perry, back atcha. It’s great to know that you recognize one — though only one — factual reality, “Our opponents on the left are never going to like us.”