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Full speed ahead for the 1%

The economy is burning down and the 1% don't care.

The economy is burning down and the 1% don’t care.

Detroit’s default and bankruptcy say a great deal about where we’re headed, and that has little to do with the outcome for municipal bond investors or with the national debt picture. Many, many Detroit retirees are watching their pensions blow up in front of their eyes. What will they do? I’d lay odds we’ll have a gray version of Cairo’s Tahrir Square within two years if some entity fails to come to the rescue.

But these folks were mostly if not entirely UNIONIZED. So let ’em eat Alpo, the GOP says. And while we’re at it, we’re going to chop food stamps and vouchers for subsidized housing for the poor. In short, we just don’t give a Tinker’s dam about anyone except the 1% and ourselves, sayeth the buffoons on the wrong side of the aisle and the wrong side of history.

Where might this lead in short order? Assume no other municipality files for Chapter 9. But watch Detroit. See if CURRENT (union) firefighters begin ignoring calls, because there’s no future in it for them. These people are galvanized solid gold human beings, but they do have to eat. Now and in thirty-five years, and later.

What’s the GOP solution? Cut the budget some more. Cut taxes on those who can afford them. Cut the arguing and let us “deliver.” Like John Boehner means “deliver?” Pray that the country finally sees the real cost of the anti, do NOTHING Congressional GOP.

Or else, by the time it does see, climate change will make Detroit pensions completely irrelevant anyway. Oh, Boehner’s clowns are not about to allow anything to get in the way of that little matter, either. Who cares about a few polar bears or coral reefs? These simpletons care only about SUVs, resource extraction, and a 25% return. that’s what made this country GREAT, you know.

Eliminate empathy and, voila, budget problem solved!

Andy Borowitz has been called “one of the wittiest Web wags.”  Amongst the funniest people in America, Borowitz is known for creating the satirical website The Borowitz Report.

No one’s ox is off limits for goring, but Republicans in Washington D.C. and across the country have given him a plethora of material.  What makes Borowitz both funny and effective is his ability to get to the core of an issue.

Congress is back in session and we will be exposed to high levels of toxicity from Speaker John Boehner and his right-hand man Eric Cantor. President Obama will be speaking to a joint session on Thursday. And the “Super Committee” of six Republicans and six Democrats will also be convening for the first time.

It it timely to review the Borowitz Report of June 29th. This satirical post exposes truths underpinning the division between Republicans and Democrats.

As reported in the World According to Andy:

“The current budget is bursting at the seams with pet projects that reek of empathy,” Rep. Cantor said. “As a nation, we can no longer afford to spend money on people’s basic survival needs like a bunch of drunken sailors.” Rep. Cantor noted that “the word ‘empathy’ comes from the Greek word ‘pathos,’ meaning ‘pathetic’ – and that’s exactly what helping people is: pathetic.”

Satirists like Borowitz and comedians like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert provide more than comic relief, they often hold a mirror up to reality when that reality is otherwise to toxic to accept.

Read the rest of “Republicans: Trillions Could Be Cut from Budget if We Eliminate Empathyhere.

Sing out, Louise: “It’s beginning to look a lot like oligarchy”

As seen on Huffington Post by Leo Gerard

[As sung to “It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas, Meredith Wilson, 1951]

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev’rywhere you go;
Take a look in Tiffany’s store, glistening once again
With Wall Street bonus trinkets all aglow.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Art flies from Christie’s.
But the amazing sight to see is the tax cut guarantee
For the most wealthy.

Hedge funders content, still paying 15 percent
Is the wish of Boehner and Mitch.
Help these hurt least by financial crises
Is the Chamber of Commerce pitch.
And the GOP and Tea Party can’t wait for Congress’ new session.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev’rywhere you go.
There’s treats in the tax break deal for all the very well-heeled:
Estate tax gifts for billionaires, you know?
It’s beginning to look like oligarchy
Secret campaign gifts
Give scions power in Congress halls to force jumps to all their calls,
Always good and swift.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
If you’re doing drugs.
Look at unemployed stats; foreclosures still roaring fast,
‘merican dreams and life savings both mugged.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas:
Food bank grocery lists.
The only break the unemployed see is 13-month’s reprieve
jobless benefits.

Aid and career counselors for jobless 99ers
Was the wish of Bernie and friends;
Help through COLAs for veterans and grandmas;
Was the hope of liberal House Dems;
Both crushed, progressives now all dread Congress’ new session.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev’rywhere you go.
There is a poisonous pill slipped into the tax cut deal:
Robbing Social Security, oh no!
It’s beginning to look like oligarchy.
Soon budget cuts will start
And the thing that will make them sting is the knowledge that you bring
Of the pain they’ll impart.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go.
Take a look in Congress Hall, middle class badly mauled,
By demands from Republicans, you know?
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Debts are racking up;
To help jobless 15 million, the bill’s $900 billion
— With the wealthy’s cut.

A steady job with good pay, health benefits to stay
Is the wish of the middle class.
A good economy; hope, security
Are the goals of the working class.
But they know Congress handles their concerns very last.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev’rywhere you go;
No money for construction or local government bond funds.
The stimulus will be much too low, so
It’s beginning to look like oligarchy;
Shake hard workers down
And give to the wealthy few, untrue to the red, white and blue,
Their greed has no bounds.